Joke Thread

[kronin323]

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does **** stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

I've never quite gotten that one - I mean, wouldn't you want to wipe your ass with something that **** sticks to, not the other way around? Otherwise you're just smearing it all over...

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

I've never quite gotten that one - I mean, wouldn't you want to wipe your ass with something that **** sticks to, not the other way around? Otherwise you're just smearing it all over...

Yeah.....you would....but at least with the bear he asked if the rabbit had a problem with **** sticking to his fur and since the rabbit said no....there ya go.....who's ta know?

The bear wipes his **** on the rabbit and it should not have stuck to his fur.

Yuckie.

 

[Ralph Marshall]

Here's an original (not very good and all in good fun, of course )

There was an ole Texan called Kronin
Who loved nothing more than some bonin'
His wife would implore him
But then she'd ignore him
And alone he would do all his moanin'

 

[kronin323]

Here's an original (not very good and all in good fun, of course )

There was an ole Texan called Kronin
Who loved nothing more than some bonin'
His wife would implore him
But then she'd ignore him
And alone he would do all his moanin'

haha...

You know if you use your other hand it feels like it's somebody else...

 

[Ralph Marshall]

haha...

You know if you use your other hand it feels like it's somebody else...

When you've been single as long as I have, not so much anymore

 

[Ralph Marshall]

There once was a man from Racine
who invented a fu*#ing machine
Concave or convex,
it could serve either sex,
but oh, what a bother to clean!

 

[Ralph Marshall]

Not so dirty, but I like it nonetheless...

Said Einstein, “I have an equation
that some may think Rabelaisian.
Let V be virginity
approaching infinity
and P equal constant persuasion.

Now, let V over P be inverted
and the root of persuasion inserted
It is easy to see
the result, Q.E.D.
is a relative,” Einstein asserted.

 

[i am rich]

haha...

You know if you use your other hand it feels like it's somebody else...

It is called the stranger. i guess in @Ralph Marshall 's case, it is not a stranger anymore lol.

 

[Rustpot]

You're supposed to sit on your hand until it's numb for The Stranger.

 

[Ralph Marshall]

You're supposed to sit on your hand until it's numb for The Stranger.

I hear that some people even go so far as to use rubber bands for the numbing and paint their fingernails on their hand-of-choice, but I wouldn't know anything about all that...