Lost your Oakley’s & got them back, post your tale

[dingo ate my baby]

So this morning on the way to work I reached in my O backpack to grab my custom Matt black X xx’s with DWP, they were not in there. My heart broke, as I soon realized the last time I had them was Monday at 6 PM. I was at a thrift shop I set them down to do somthing and I forgot all about them. I am now thinking it is Thursday 8:35 am , they are long gone. so I called the shop to explain where I had left them and explain what they looked like. The guy said have them and they sort of look like Oakley‘s, I responded yes, they are Oakley’s. I had to wait nine hours till I could pick them up after work. The whole time in the pit of my stomach, I was thinking what if they damage them or they get lost or someone takes them. My daughter ended picking them up for me 6 hours later. She Sent me pic of them, one of the best pics I have ever gotten.. So from devastation to elation, was my day

 

[htrap2294]

I left my Polished Juliets w/ DWP at a bar before as I was playing pool with the guys, set it on a table as they weren't staying perched on my head with all the head motion pool requires. Well, needless to say, a couple beers and a few hours later, we decided to go home. I was the one driving - so everybody piled in my car.

When we were near our ending destination for the night, I realized I felt light...so I patted the top of my head and the glasses weren't there. I freaked, didn't drop anyone off and rushed back to the bar. I ended up finding them exactly where I placed them down. My friends still don't understand my reaction, as they always tell me: "They're only sunglasses...".

 

["TRUMP"]

One time back in 2012 I had a one night stand with a super hot midget and we made love while she was wearing my black ruby ott and when I woke up after a long day of liquor and cocaine she was gone and she took my black ruby ott with her.

So last week I was kind of lonely and horny and realllllly stoned and I was out of ramen noodles so I called up a midget hooker that my half brother Raymundo gave me her number the week before when we were playing croquet and when I went over to her whore house low and behold it was the same hot midget that stole my black ruby ott in 2012. She didn't recognize me because I had cut my pony tail off and shaved my beard so I played it cool and slipped a few roofies in her long island iced tea and when she passed out I searched frantically for the black ruby ott and couldn't find it for 45 minutes but finally I thought to break into her dildo storage cabinet and there it was. My black ruby ott from 2012. Lenses were shot but at least they weren't blade2 lenses. I took the ott and ran as fast as I could. I was so happy that I got my OTT back that I forgot to **** her while she was passed out. Best. Day. Ever.

 

[pjd1234]

One time back in 2012 I had a one night stand with a super hot midget and we made love while she was wearing my black ruby ott and when I woke up after a long day of liquor and cocaine she was gone and she took my black ruby ott with her.

So last week I was kind of lonely and horny and realllllly stoned and I was out of ramen noodles so I called up a midget hooker that my half brother Raymundo gave me her number the week before when we were playing croquet and when I went over to her whore house low and behold it was the same hot midget that stole my black ruby ott in 2012. She didn't recognize me because I had cut my pony tail off and shaved my beard so I played it cool and slipped a few roofies in her long island iced tea and when she passed out I searched frantically for the black ruby ott and couldn't find it for 45 minutes but finally I thought to break into her dildo storage cabinet and there it was. My black ruby ott from 2012. Lenses were shot but at least they weren't blade2 lenses. I took the ott and ran as fast as I could. I was so happy that I got my OTT back that I forgot to **** her while she was passed out. Best. Day. Ever.

Pics or BS

 

[htrap2294]

One time back in 2012 I had a one night stand with a super hot midget and we made love while she was wearing my black ruby ott and when I woke up after a long day of liquor and cocaine she was gone and she took my black ruby ott with her.

So last week I was kind of lonely and horny and realllllly stoned and I was out of ramen noodles so I called up a midget hooker that my half brother Raymundo gave me her number the week before when we were playing croquet and when I went over to her whore house low and behold it was the same hot midget that stole my black ruby ott in 2012. She didn't recognize me because I had cut my pony tail off and shaved my beard so I played it cool and slipped a few roofies in her long island iced tea and when she passed out I searched frantically for the black ruby ott and couldn't find it for 45 minutes but finally I thought to break into her dildo storage cabinet and there it was. My black ruby ott from 2012. Lenses were shot but at least they weren't blade2 lenses. I took the ott and ran as fast as I could. I was so happy that I got my OTT back that I forgot to **** her while she was passed out. Best. Day. Ever.

Wow, I'd never thought you'd stoop so low.

 

["TRUMP"]

Pics or BS

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["TRUMP"]

Wow, I'd never thought you'd stoop so low.

Hey...atleast I didn't hit it while she was passed out

 

[htrap2294]

Hey...atleast I didn't hit it while she was passed out

I was being punny, bro.

 

[Bonz-1]

A few years back I was riding my motorcycle to work in the AM early it was still dark out !!
My favorite pair of Craters was In there normal safe place in there X-METAL case in the little glove box in the faring . I was just opening up the motor for leaving town when the door popped open!!!!

I slammed it shut and thought everything was ok ! Later I got a text from my neighbor lady asking me if I had lost anything this morning!!
She was out for her morning run and came across my glasses on side of road ?! Since everyone knew the crazy guy wore them she returned them to me!! I was so happy I bought them a gift card to there favorite place to eat !

God really does look after fools lol !!

 

["TRUMP"]

I was being punny, bro.

I know. I wouldn't of got it if you didn't italicize it. Well played sir