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The Prettiest Girl
I ever saw
Was sippin' whiskey
Through a straw

I walked right up
And sat right down
And ordered her a-[stomp]-nother round!

I placed my hand
Upon her toe
She said, "GI,
You're way too low!"

I placed my hand
Upon her toe
She said, "GI, you're [stomp] way too low!"

I placed my hand
Upon her knee
She said, "GI,
You're teasing me!"

I placed my hand
Upon her knee
She said, "GI, you're [stomp] teasing me!"

I placed my hand
Upon her thigh
She said, "GI,
Oh my oh my!"

I placed my hand
Upon her thigh
She said, "GI, oh [stomp] my oh my!"

I placed my hand
Upon her breast
She said, "GI,
You passed the test!"

I placed my hand
Upon her breast
She said, "GI, you [stomp] passed the test!"

The wedding was
A wonderful one
Her daddy had
A big shotgun!

The wedding was
A wonderful one
Her daddy had a [stomp] big shotgun!

And now I have
A mother-in-law
And eighteen kids
That call me "Paw"!

And now I have
A mother-in-law
And eighteen kids that [stomp] call me "Paw"!

The moral of
This story is clear
Instead of whiskey
Stick to beer!!!!
 
The Prettiest Girl
I ever saw
Was sippin' whiskey
Through a straw

I walked right up
And sat right down
And ordered her a-[stomp]-nother round!

I placed my hand
Upon her toe
She said, "GI,
You're way too low!"

I placed my hand
Upon her toe
She said, "GI, you're [stomp] way too low!"

I placed my hand
Upon her knee
She said, "GI,
You're teasing me!"

I placed my hand
Upon her knee
She said, "GI, you're [stomp] teasing me!"

I placed my hand
Upon her thigh
She said, "GI,
Oh my oh my!"

I placed my hand
Upon her thigh
She said, "GI, oh [stomp] my oh my!"

I placed my hand
Upon her breast
She said, "GI,
You passed the test!"

I placed my hand
Upon her breast
She said, "GI, you [stomp] passed the test!"

The wedding was
A wonderful one
Her daddy had
A big shotgun!

The wedding was
A wonderful one
Her daddy had a [stomp] big shotgun!

And now I have
A mother-in-law
And eighteen kids
That call me "Paw"!

And now I have
A mother-in-law
And eighteen kids that [stomp] call me "Paw"!

The moral of
This story is clear
Instead of whiskey
Stick to beer!!!!
I like whiskey.
 
Ok, so I had a 35th birthday on Saturday - had an amazing time !!!! (first picture was the cake cutting ceremony on Friday with coworkers)

Went and rode 4-wheelers with some friends, ate awesome food and smashed desserts all day…

Quick note on the bathroom pic: we were absolutely filthy from riding – waaaaaaay dusty !!!!!

Anyways, we were washing up in there because the girl´s bathroom has a mirror…

Well, we thought we were the only ones in there so we were saying all kinds of funny stuff and just acting like clowns…

Then, all of a sudden, this lady walks out from the stall OMG !!!!

We didn´t let her #1 (or quite possibly #2) in peace HAHAHA !!!!!



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