TOILET PAPER ALTERNATIVES

["TRUMP"]

Brilliant idea:

Go around stealing TP from porta potty's at night.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

[XxuversxX]

 

[Slojack]

da *** is that??

Romans were the cleanest. Wealthy used wool and rosewater and others used sponge attached to a wooden stick, soaked in a bucket of salt water.

The Greeks would use clay.

In Coastal Regions, mussel shells were used (and sometimes coconut husk).

Europeans used hand (but they also used fountains with luxury of warm water).

People from Islamic cultures used they left hand with little water (they are still doing that today). This is why it is offensive to greet someone with your left hand.

The Eskimos would use moss or snow.

The Vikings used wool.

The Colonial Americans used the core center cobs from shelled ears of corn.

The Mayans used corn cobs.

The French invented the first bidet (of course without of modern plumbing).

The Chinese invented the first toilet paper as we know it in the 14th Century.

Later people used pages from a books, newspapers, catalogs, etc.

 

["TRUMP"]

WAFFLE STOMP A LA @BoostBear

 

[Broccoli]

WAFFLE STOMP A LA @BoostBear

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[Tom.]

Romans were the cleanest. Wealthy used wool and rosewater and others used sponge attached to a wooden stick, soaked in a bucket of salt water.

The Greeks would use clay.

In Coastal Regions, mussel shells were used (and sometimes coconut husk).

Europeans used hand (but they also used fountains with luxury of warm water).

People from Islamic cultures used they left hand with little water (they are still doing that today). This is why it is offensive to greet someone with your left hand.

The Eskimos would use moss or snow.

The Vikings used wool.

The Colonial Americans used the core center cobs from shelled ears of corn.

The Mayans used corn cobs.

The French invented the first bidet (of course without of modern plumbing).

The Chinese invented the first toilet paper as we know it in the 14th Century.

Later people used pages from a books, newspapers, catalogs, etc.

The Vikings used wool.

Nice soft and warm !

WE DA BESS !


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thanks slojack, very informative

 

[flyer]

Diapers are still on the shelves, and you can make one last for days.

 

[Oak street]

...Or invest in a bidet for anywhere between $200-$500.

 

[Oaks 'Between The Hedges']

 

[pjd1234]

Nothing hysterical here, if you know the facts ?? This is serious sh1t. It’s hard to fight something that you cannot see. BEST ALTERNATIVE wash your ass and hands