Joke Thread

[discodave]

No.

Not even a little? ;-)

 

[69RainbowTIwarrior71]

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’
The American said, ‘We were the first on the moon!’
The Blonde said, ‘So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!’
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. ‘You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!’ said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, ‘We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!’

 

[oakleybezerk]

 

[oakleybezerk]

A Hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."

The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter."

 

[69RainbowTIwarrior71]

 

[STavros]

He mentions that he had listed them as Romeos at the first place and after checking with Oakley he now listed them correctly.......as Juliets.

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[69RainbowTIwarrior71]

hahahahahahah
this made me laugh so hard
I was obligated to share
mmmmmm .... do we have this nasty unfunny thing called censorship? hopefully not

 

[digi7alph0enix]

hahahahahahah
this made me laugh so hard
I was obligated to share
mmmmmm .... do we have this nasty unfunny thing called censorship? hopefully not

Pretty sure I've posted this before. Still love it.

 

[69RainbowTIwarrior71]

Pretty sure I've posted this before. Still love it.