Joke Thread

[ericforman]

Not a joke but something I thought was funny and fitting for most of us on the forum

Bro Loses His Sunglasses After Hooking Up With A Girl, So He Texts Her Non-Stop For Over A Year

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Not a joke but something I thought was funny and fitting for most of us on the forum

Bro Loses His Sunglasses After Hooking Up With A Girl, So He Texts Her Non-Stop For Over A Year

THAT WAS GREAT!!!!

 

[steveocubed]

Not a joke but something I thought was funny and fitting for most of us on the forum

Bro Loses His Sunglasses After Hooking Up With A Girl, So He Texts Her Non-Stop For Over A Year

Lol I'm curious to know how many of us here would text for at least a month to get back a pair of glasses.

 

[Rustpot]

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

 

[Rustpot]

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my d!ck in your ass.

 

[Ben G]

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter..

 

[ericforman]

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter..

 

[oakleybezerk]

A police officer called the station on his radio; "I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"Not yet. The floor's still wet."

 

[oakleybezerk]

 

[oakleybezerk]

Ever had one of those days????