Joke Thread

[The_Darkone]

Girls shouldn't put bikinis on?

Absolutely women should but you just ruined the image in my head with that Mankini crap!

 

[Wesleypipesyo]

Absolutely women should but you just ruined the image in my head with that Mankini crap!

You need a bottle of this then.

 

[The_Darkone]

You need a bottle of this then.View attachment 490856

I'll probably need about a half gallon

 

[Wesleypipesyo]

I'll probably need about a half gallon

As long as I am there when you do it.

 

[syncityj]

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[The_Darkone]

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Are they documented? They don't look documented. I think we need to pull @"TRUMP" in for his opinion!!!

 

[TexxxZ 2.0]

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True story .

 

[Wesleypipesyo]

 

[Carrera1963]

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My brother had a civil, rather than church, wedding, at which I gave a reading as a way of padding it out (civil ceremonies are really short). I threatened for months to use this LotR text rather than what I did actually read

 

[Wesleypipesyo]

My brother had a civil, rather than church, wedding, at which I gave a reading as a way of padding it out (civil ceremonies are really short). I threatened for months to use this LotR text rather than what I did actually read

You should have started with that then switch over to the actual script.