Joke Thread

[Dallas O Hog]

 

[headpatrolman]

My son told me this one.

25 years ago you had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs and Johnny Cash

Today there is No Hope, No Jobs and No Cash.

I sure hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.“Mother, where do babies come from?”The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

 

[jk-27]

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

That old chestnut...

 

[oakleyandi]

Hahahahahahaha I'm still laughing

 

[kronin323]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization...

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization...

I had to read that twice.

 

[Frogskins]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization...

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?


Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason ...