Joke Thread

[Tom.]

a nice gesture indeed

 

[Wesleypipesyo]

 

[Litos]

 

[BigRabbit]

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Lmao

 

[Rado]

An older gentleman meets an older lady and they decide to get together and "do the deed".
So, she takes him back to her place and both have at it.
Afterwards, the man ls lying there thinking, "My Lord! She was tight! I wonder if she was a virgin..."

The woman was lying there, thinking "Cripes! I wish he would have let me get my panty hose off before he started..."

 

[Rado]

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?”

Prostitute answers, "For gosh sakes, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?”

 

[Carrera1963]

 

[Rado]

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Reminds me of a time many years ago me and my brother-in-law drove up to Tahoe for a little gambling, and after paying for a meal the waitress hollers to me, “YOUR CREDIT CARD’S NOT WORKING!”.
Me and him both look at each other and start laughing

 

[Tom.]

 

[Frogskins]