Joke Thread

[oakleybezerk]

I failed a Health and Safety course at work today.

One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

"F#ckin' large ones" was apparently the wrong answer!

 

[oakleybezerk]

One friend said to the other, “What is a dilemma, actually?”

He replied, “Well, there's nothing better than an example to illustrate that...

...Imagine that you are laying naked in a big bed with a beautiful naked young woman on one side and a gay man on the other....

...Who are you going to turn your back on?

 

[OakleyGuru379]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Jimmy plays around in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Jimmy takes a bath with Bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is the pervy old clown that lives down the street.

 

[OakleyGuru379]

If a gay man jumped on your back, would you leave him there or beat him off?

 

[oakleybezerk]

Made where???

 

[OakleyGuru379]

You mean you've never been to Chian?!?!?!?

 

[oakleybezerk]

You mean you've never been to Chian?!?!?!?

Not that I can recall... Is it in the US???

 

[oakleybezerk]

 

[FearGearGarage]

Thats NO joke!!!

 

[oakleybezerk]

Whenever you think you're having a bad day...

Give some thought to this poor fellow...