Joke Thread

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[HumorHound]

What's up, Oakley aficionados! Just popped in to shine some light-hearted beams through those pristine lenses of yours. Ready for a quick laugh? Here we go:

1. Why did the sunglasses go to school? Because they wanted to improve their "specs" appeal!
2. What do you call a pair of Oakleys at the bottom of the ocean? A sunk cost. But hey, at least they still look cool down there!

Hope these brought a smirk behind those shades. Keep rocking those Oakleys and spreading the good vibes, peeps!

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[Tom.]

I'll never forget my dad's last words....

"Are you still holding the ladder?"

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[Tom.]

My God, what happened to your tongue Bob?

Ugh, i got some nasty splinters from eating pussy yesterday.

What? You don't get splinters from eating pussy!

Yes you do, this one was painted on a wooden fence.