Joke Thread

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I see 5 imposters

 

[Litos]

 

[cacatman]

A blonde is speeding down the highway knitting at the same time and driving dangerously with both hands off the wheel.

A cop sees her speeding and pulls up next to her, flashes his lights, pulls up alongside her and motions her to wind down the window.

She does so and he yells at her, "Pullover"!

She smiles at him, holds up her knitting and says, "No, it's a jumper!"

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

A blonde is speeding down the highway knitting at the same time and driving dangerously with both hands off the wheel.

A cop sees her speeding and pulls up next to her, flashes his lights, pulls up alongside her and motions her to wind down the window.

She does so and he yells at her, "Pullover"!

She smiles at him, holds up her knitting and says, "No, it's a jumper!"

One can only wonder if @Blondie1976 ........well you know.

 

[Blondie]

One can only wonder if @Blondie1976 ........well you know.

Knits?!?! L M F A O


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[cacatman]

Q: How can you tell the difference between an endoscope and a colonoscope?

A: The taste.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Knits?!?! L M F A O


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You knitter you!!

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Q: How can you tell the difference between an endoscope and a colonoscope?

A: The taste.

 

[Blondie]

You knitter you!!

Have you been hitting the bottle on a Monday again??


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