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Official Chit-Chat Thread

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It feels great shooting bums down...

Bum: You got a dollar?
Me: no
Bum: You got some change?
Me: no

He sees my smartphone.

Bum: Is that a touchscreen?
Me: yes
Bum shows me some kind of contraption for touchscreen devices. I guess it's a mini stylus.
Bum: this works on touchscreens.
Me: Nah. I got all that in my phone already.
Bum: what phone you got? A Note 5?
Me: a Note 4.
Bum looks in amazement and walks away shortly thereafter.

And this Bum looks cleaner than I do with letters cut into his haircut, with a cigarette on his ear.

Sure, I could have just ignored him or told him off, but sometimes it is funny letting stuff escalate.
 
Bum: what phone you got? A Note 5?
Me: a Note 4.
Bum looks in amazement and walks away shortly thereafter.
So the bum walked away because he thought you were poor because you only had a Note 4 haha !!!
 
So the bum walked away because he thought you were poor because you only had a Note 4 haha !!!
Hahaha.

I'd like to think my rebuttals drove him away.

But if he thought I am poor because I don't have a 5 so be it. I still won that battle
 

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