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Guy goes up to a bartender and offers a bet - he bets $500 that he can stand on the bar and piss into a shot glass sitting six feet away without spilling a drop.

Seeing easy money, the bartender takes the bet. The guy gets up on the bar and unzips while the shot glass is put into position. He lets it rip and pisses all over everything - all over the bar, the glasses, drinks, ice, even the bartender himself; he gets piss everywhere except for in the actual shot glass. And the entire time the bartender stands there laughing.

Afterwards the bartender wants the guy to pay up, but the guy asks for one second while he goes to another guy in the back of the room. He comes back and pays the bartender his $500.

"Why did you go see that other guy first?" asks the bartender.

The guy replies, "Because I bet him $1000 that I could stand up on your bar and piss all over everything, including you, and you'd just laugh..."
 
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dejavu .... It's happening again
the lightning cable on my iphone5
the junction between the cable and the lightning plug is kinda loose
Now the iphone can only be charged when I put it in certain way
damn :mad:
I don't want to expend another 20 bucks
3rd cable in probably 9 months
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dejavu .... It's happening again
the lightning cable on my iphone5
the junction between the cable and the lightning plug is kinda loose
Now the iphone can only be charged when I put it in certain way
damn :mad:
I don't want to expend another 20 bucks
3rd cable in probably 9 months
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Do they not replace faulty cables for free?
 

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