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What Oakleys Are You Wearing Today??

Back to some square-O action.
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There can only be 3 reasons Uncle Frank keeps his identity a secret (most likely to least likely):-

1. He's ugly as sin
2. He's a Columbian drug lord
3. He's a British MI6 spy based in the US impersonating an independently wealthy Oakley collector with a ruthless but terrible sense of humour.
Think you missed #4. PRISON
Remember, he lives in a "castle" and doesn't leave for months on end :)
 
I can't sleep. I'm feeling stressed and sweaty thinking that ubiquitous you is watching my every move. Man. Can't get away with anything here.
Don't worry. I won't let anyone hurt you. But make sure you play any video I send you right before coworkers walk into the room. :rofl:
 
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