What Really Grinds Your Gears?

[Lopaka KaMars]

I hate when level lasers are set at face height. Especially when there are no walls yet.

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

 

[ZCForge]

I hate when level lasers are set at face height. Especially when there are no walls yet.

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You’re one crazy sob for wearing those at the job site!

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

You’re one crazy sob for wearing those at the job site!

You have to admit that it's better than wearing a Mars on the job. If you see photos like that, then start worrying for me. Hahaha. Beater valves with Ikon lenses are my driving glasses. and on the job for that quick photo op. Most of the time I'm wearing actual safety glasses. OSHA fines are high. So real safety glasses are a must. Can't play around on a real job site. There's cameras all over too. Gotta hide just to pick my nose or scratch something. Lol.

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

I just went to Costco yesterday and it was like back to normal. BUSY BUSY BUSY. Anyway, I HATE certain types of shoppers.
1. Slow walkers. Oblivious to all those around them. They'll walk right down the middle of the aisle, and will look at items to the left and to the right, practically 'not moving'. Meanwhile, you're hoping for the opportunity to try pass them and can't. Which forces you to finally yell out "EXCUSE ME"!!! And then you get a cold stare, which then forces you to whisper that persons name real quietly as you walk past. "Jack".
2. Drivers in the wrong lane. Shopping carts should follow certain road rules, like staying on your side of the road. When I'm walking up an aisle (on the right side like driving in America), and run across two or three carts side by side, coming at me with no where for me to go. I'll usually stop in place and angle my cart some. That forces whoever is directly in front of me to have to go wider to get around. Payback Jack.

 

[TheDukeOfIce]

I just went to Costco yesterday and it was like back to normal. BUSY BUSY BUSY. Anyway, I HATE certain types of shoppers.
1. Slow walkers. Oblivious to all those around them. They'll walk right down the middle of the aisle, and will look at items to the left and to the right, practically 'not moving'. Meanwhile, you're hoping for the opportunity to try pass them and can't. Which forces you to finally yell out "EXCUSE ME"!!! And then you get a cold stare, which then forces you to whisper that persons name real quietly as you walk past. "Jack".
2. Drivers in the wrong lane. Shopping carts should follow certain road rules, like staying on your side of the road. When I'm walking up an aisle (on the right side like driving in America), and run across two or three carts side by side, coming at me with no where for me to go. I'll usually stop in place and angle my cart some. That forces whoever is directly in front of me to have to go wider to get around. Payback Jack.

I share these frustrations with you. Over the years I have tried the nice, and the mean, and the in-between to help in this.

Now, I mostly just become that A-hole, point at people and tell them "Move!". Keep pushing my cart, bang it crashes into the theirs in the middle of the isle, look at them like they are the problem, keep on walking.

I've also found, emitting a deep guttural growling, like your barely holding back the seething rage boiling inside of you, tends to eliminate the follow up questions.

As a act of irony, you can then end the exchage with "Have a blessed day" - its funny to see them struggle with how to respond.

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

I share these frustrations with you. Over the years I have tried the nice, and the mean, and the in-between to help in this.

Now, I mostly just become that A-hole, point at people and tell them "Move!". Keep pushing my cart, bang it crashes into the theirs in the middle of the isle, look at them like they are the problem, keep on walking.

I've also found, emitting a deep guttural growling, like your barely holding back the seething rage boiling inside of you, tends to eliminate the follow up questions.

As a act of irony, you can then end the exchage with "Have a blessed day" - its funny to see them struggle with how to respond.

I say "Jack" with the biggest smile. Very unlike how I pose for my glasses photos. Hahaha.

 

[XxuversxX]

Just imagine the fun we would have with that...

Duke would be berating the hotel staff for the most minor of reasons. I would be instigating, of course! Then the key wouldn't work and Duke would become even more incensed! Then I would be tellin him that the staff made the card inoperable on purpose, which would surely send Duke further into a deepened RAGE. Then the room minibar wouldn't have the sjw ipa of the week, I would laugh hysterically, Duke would get madder and madder. I would continue to laugh then I would mention a 5 letter word that would end my life........

TRUMP

Ok I think I’ve being watching to much porn
That reminded me an old classic movie

 

[Oaks 'Between The Hedges']

Ok I think I’ve being watching too much porn

FIFY

 

[Lopaka KaMars]

This sums it up.