Couldn't help but laugh

[kronin323]

Id have to say no. True Douches spend money on real white shades, spray tan, hair gel, and ironing spray for the popped collars. Poor Douches that buy fake pairs are just trying to hard and are wanna be douches.

And that settles that.

But wow, the concept of a wanna-be douche is mindblowing... I think I just puked in my mouth a little bit...

 

[Litos]

but wouldn't you hold the highest honor of doucharry if you had to buy fake **** in order to become a douche !?!?

 

[dave m]

Almost makes you wonder if the real douches' in the wild would accept a fake douche wannabe or if there would be some sort of hierarchy.....I think there may already be a documentary about it called TOWIE on UK tv

 

[Litos]

real douches' in the wild would accept a fake douche wannabe

would real douches call fake douches, douches !?!?

or do douches have a different name for douches all together !??!

 

[kronin323]

Here's a great definition for douchebag that once existed on wikipedia:

"Douche bag - a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions, most often without malicious intent."

I think the key implication is that douchebags typically don't realize that they're douchebags.

 

[dave m]

I think the key implication is that douchebags typically don't realize that they're douchebags.

Very good point, there must be some sort of class structure within them though, still, an omatter see through Juliet would be cool

 

[kronin323]

there must be some sort of class structure within them though

Maybe it's something more instinctive, like gaydar? Douchedar?

 

[dave m]

Maybe it's something more instinctive, like gaydar? Douchedar?

Maybe there is an app to find them in the wild

 

[jes2k13]

ahh yes the legenday OAKEY fake sunglasses
I see them everywhere!

 

[BigDaddyDave]

I like how people on Craigslist try to sell them as real. And get mad when you say they are replicas. hahaha