That reminds me - I didn't really realize how detailed those 501s showed the contour of my "package", until I wore them to work one day (I normally wore slacks) and a female co-worker came up to me and asked "is that all you?" as she flicked the head of my dlck through my jeans... not expecting it, I half jumped out of my skin...
Double standards is alive and well ! The next day you shoulda grab some tittie and asked "is that all you"
And had you lawyer on speed dial.