🦘Tips on How to Collect Oakleys, But Still Stay Married!

[Dieseltech]

Ha Ha this sounds like some great advice!

 

[ShortChangeHero]

When you renew your vows... add a little something about being able to buy all the oakleys you want.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Show her eBay and "what they go for" and let her know it's an investment.

Especially the $25k C6.

 

[ShortChangeHero]

Especially the $25k C6.

It might double in a few years.

 

[Nortika]

Well I'd say you got number 10 beat

 

[cacatman]

Well I'd say you got number 10 beat

One of her hiking buddies came around the other day and dumped me in it by saying, "Woah! I didn't realise that sunglasses multiplied faster than rabbits. I'm pretty sure you didn't have that many last year!!!". I quickly gagged her, and changed the topic to how she lovely in her activewear!!

 

[Nortika]

So where did you hide the hiker buddy's body?

 

[cacatman]

So where did you hide the hiker buddy's body?

Nah. It was a first offence. I just gagged her and whispered quietly in her ear, "Pull a stunt like that again lady, and they'll NEVER find the body (parts)". Mwah ha ha ha.

 

[386MFrames]

Nah. It was a first offence. I just gagged her and whispered quietly in her ear, "Pull a stunt like that again lady, and they'll NEVER find the body (parts)". Mwah ha ha ha.

I think if your wife saw you doing that you wouldn't have to worry about the oakley problem

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[pjd1234]

Hmmmmmmm damn caca.....t another lmao thread lol. Seriously though just hide the damn thing lol. As for me i have to go overtime if i have to exceed the monthly budget. If i can pay the bills on my end and have some extra cash she aint got a problem with it. But really how many useless glasses do you have to satisfy ones craving????.