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[kronin323]

Thanks to the Marine Corps I was able to develop this thing called leatherneck

 

[kronin323]

Or, to pun the meme:

 

[washi me sensie]

The forum has spoken. They like the GIF. LOL

i did not say i dont like them... i said i get dizzy seeing it! lol... but i like it!

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

So I'm talking to my insurance guy today....he is shopping around to get me a better deal on car insurance for a personal policy and he asks me about the mileage on 2 of the cars since he already had the mileage on the others. One of the cars (the 2010) I have had from when it was born.....the other I only acquired about 4-5 years ago tops.

Here is how it went.

Him----"How many miles you got on the 2010?"
Me-----"About 16-17"
Him------"ok.....I'll just put 17,000.....sound ok to you?"
Me------"Dude....I meant 1,600 or 1,700 miles TOTAL on that one"
Him----"Are you ******* WITH ME????"
Me-----"No dude I'm totally serious."
Him-----"How the hell do you drive one car only 1700 miles in 4 years?!?!?!"
Me------"It's pretty damn easy"
Him-----"Are you SURE? I really don't want to give mileage that is way off"
Me------"I'm positive....I drove it THIS WEEKEND"
Him-----"Fine Fine....whatever...how about the 2001?"
Me------"That one has exactly 35,484 on it"
Him------"SERIOUSLY????????"
Me------"Yup."
Him------"If they want to come visually inspect these vehicles it won't be a problem....right?
Me-------"Nope....no problem."



So what you guys think? Kinda funny?

 

[Rustpot]

Does someone want to give me like 2-3grand and just come get all the Oakley junk I've got.

I hate it when money starts getting tight.

 

[kronin323]

So I'm talking to my insurance guy today....he is shopping around to get me a better deal on car insurance for a personal policy and he asks me about the mileage on 2 of the cars since he already had the mileage on the others. One of the cars (the 2010) I have had from when it was born.....the other I only acquired about 4-5 years ago tops.

Here is how it went.

Him----"How many miles you got on the 2010?"
Me-----"About 16-17"
Him------"ok.....I'll just put 17,000.....sound ok to you?"
Me------"Dude....I meant 1,600 or 1,700 miles TOTAL on that one"
Him----"Are you ******* WITH ME????"
Me-----"No dude I'm totally serious."
Him-----"How the hell do you drive one car only 1700 miles in 4 years?!?!?!"
Me------"It's pretty damn easy"
Him-----"Are you SURE? I really don't want to give mileage that is way off"
Me------"I'm positive....I drove it THIS WEEKEND"
Him-----"Fine Fine....whatever...how about the 2001?"
Me------"That one has exactly 35,484 on it"
Him------"SERIOUSLY????????"
Me------"Yup."
Him------"If they want to come visually inspect these vehicles it won't be a problem....right?
Me-------"Nope....no problem."



So what you guys think? Kinda funny?

Hmmm, kinda. Woulda been better if you threw in some sort of punchline somewhere...

Him-----"How the hell do you drive one car only 1700 miles in 4 years?!?!?!"
You-----"I only use it to drive little old ladies to church on Sundays..."
--------------------
Him-----"Fine Fine....whatever...how about the 2001?"
You------"That one has exactly 35,484 on it"
Him------"SERIOUSLY????????"
You------"Yup. I only drive it in February. On leap year..."

...or something like that.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Hmmm, kinda. Woulda been better if you threw in some sort of punchline somewhere...

Him-----"How the hell do you drive one car only 1700 miles in 4 years?!?!?!"
You-----"I only use it to drive little old ladies to church on Sundays..."
--------------------
Him-----"Fine Fine....whatever...how about the 2001?"
You------"That one has exactly 35,484 on it"
Him------"SERIOUSLY????????"
You------"Yup. I only drive it in February. On leap year..."

...or something like that.

Yeah I know....I was too busy to actually mess with him today......just his reactions got me laughing later on when I was actually able to think about it.

 

[OakleyFrankFMJ]

Does someone want to give me like 2-3grand and just come get all the Oakley junk I've got.

I hate it when money starts getting tight.

August, September and October usually suck cause EVERYTHING I have gets renewed during those 3 months.

 

[Litos]

I am here having fun, joking around. I am serious when it is time to be serious. If they find my jokes offensive. It is not my fault that they are too sensitive. Thanks to the Marine Corps I was able to develop this thing called thick skin or leatherneck. (Or I call it leathernuts lol)

Devil ****......

 

[washi me sensie]

Does someone want to give me like 2-3grand and just come get all the Oakley junk I've got.

I hate it when money starts getting tight.

lol! same problems bro!!