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Lmao. Fuel cell fans smh
Yup...... I don't even like him anyway cause he is truly a dumbass who thinks he knows everything.....He should have bought a white pair of Fuel Cells


The other thing about him that I can't stand....he is one of those guys that everytime he talks to you hes moving back and forth getting further away then closer to you....and then every 20 or so words he for some reason has to touch your arm to get your attention.... what the **** dude??? I don't like being touched..... Touch me again and I'm gonna touch you back.....only problem is you are gonna touch the floor right after that.
 
Guy who lives not far from me one day notices I'm wearing sunglasses that "look like" Oakleys but the logo seems wrong.
He is one of them know it all guys.......

Says to me..."what are those?" points at my face....
I of course say....mouth....nose....
He goes...noooo...the sunglasses...
I say.....Oakleys...
Him.....No they aren't....
I laugh.....yes they are....
Him......be right back....... then he runs into the house.....comes back out....
Him......THESE are Oakleys...... shows me a pair of Fuel Cells....
Him.....do you know how EXPENSIVE these are????
Me....with a smile....I know exactly how much they cost....but why do you always wear those other piece of **** no name sunglasses??
Him.....and risk damaging THESE WITH HOW MUCH THEY COST????
Me.....ok....still....you bought them and don't wear them....how many pairs of Oakleys you got?
Him....just this one pair.......Yours are Oakleys? You sure?
Me....Positive...
Him...What are they called?
Me.....C-6.... ( I was wearing the Carbons at that time)
Him....How much are they? They look nice..
Me.....You don't want to know.....
Him....Why?
Me....VERY expensive.
Him....more than mine?
Me....Yup...
Him....NO WAY....HOW MUCH....
Me....retail....4K..
Him... :shock: You are ******* with me....
Me.....Nope.....google them online.....
Some one just schooled a dumba$$ ! That is so funny. I have had the same happen when I were x metals people are you should get some oakleys :twitch: my response they are:rolleyes: worse yet is when they suggest raybans:eek:
 
Yup...... I don't even like him anyway cause he is truly a dumbass who thinks he knows everything.....He should have bought a white pair of Fuel Cells


The other thing about him that I can't stand....he is one of those guys that everytime he talks to you hes moving back and forth getting further away then closer to you....and then every 20 or so words he for some reason has to touch your arm to get your attention.... what the **** dude??? I don't like being touched..... Touch me again and I'm gonna touch you back.....only problem is you are gonna touch the floor right after that.

At least he wasnt a one upper
You know the guy
Tell him your shades are worth $300.00
he has a pair at his grandmas house that cost $1000, But never wears them SIGH

yada yada
 
At least he wasnt a one upper
You know the guy
Tell him your shades are worth $300.00
he has a pair at his grandmas house that cost $1000, But never wears them SIGH

yada yada
Yeah.....imagine?

Wait....actually he IS one of those guys too!!!!

I was out and hanging out with a couple of the kids up the block and they brought out a remote controlled car...one of the cool slow ones.....he just happens to come out and talks to the kid and says to me....remember the cars we had back in the day? I said I still play with RC cars....he goes ME TOO...... I go really? What kind? He doesn't remember....then asks me how fast it is and I go pretty fast.....he says.....Mines faster.....I said really? He runs to his house and shows me this toys R us rinky dink car and drives it around..... I laughed at him and said dude...mine really is faster....he called bullshit so I said be right back. Broke one out and flew past his ass with it and scared the **** out of him.

The GF was hysterical laughing.
 
Yup...... I don't even like him anyway cause he is truly a dumbass who thinks he knows everything.....He should have bought a white pair of Fuel Cells


The other thing about him that I can't stand....he is one of those guys that everytime he talks to you hes moving back and forth getting further away then closer to you....and then every 20 or so words he for some reason has to touch your arm to get your attention.... what the **** dude??? I don't like being touched..... Touch me again and I'm gonna touch you back.....only problem is you are gonna touch the floor right after that.
Hate when people need to touch you like that,it's odd to me, I have heard it's because their ignored a lot in life. it goes back to they were a kids and thier parents did it.. What I hate the most is when Somone is talking to you face to face but look up
 
Hate when people need to touch you like that,it's odd to me, I have heard it's because their ignored a lot in life. it goes back to they were a kids and thier parents did it.. What I hate the most is when Somone is talking to you face to face but look up

LMAO I am now confused. Weird people touching you and all the talk about being face to face with them looking up at you? What kind of conversations are you having? Surely not Oakley
 
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